Wall of Sausage Shame
As you might infer, we are extremely pro-sausage at Sausagefest.com. Simply put, we believe in sausage. And better wines. And good chocolate. Beer is great, too, especially craft beer not the mass produced domestic crap that dominated the market for generations.
We have very little tolerance for anti-sausage behaviors. We continuously monitor the sausage world and are on the lookout for threats to our sausage way of life. When extreme anti-sausage sentiment is detected, offenders will appear on the Sausagefest.com Wall of Sausage Shame and their crimes against sausage will be detailed.
At the top of the list is Bradford, England, a city where the sausage lifestyle is currently under siege. Bradford’s anti-sausage antics triggered the first-ever Sausagefest Travel Warning. Billy Bratzenbier describes the threat in detail in his commentary.
Congrats to Adelaide, South Australia, for snaring the “# 2” spot on the Sausagefest Wall of Shame! We’ve issued another travel warning. Billy Bratzenbier tells you why you need to avoid Adelaide.
This just in from the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up Department:” After a photo of a naked butcher preparing sausages appeared on Facebook, Australian authorities have vowed to get to the bottom of the story. Billy Bratzenbier “covers” the story in his article “In Search of the Naked Truth“. Welcome to the Wall, naked butcher!
She receives a sausage surprise for Christmas yet all she does is complain! Billy Bratzenbier laments her story in his article “Embrace the Sausage, Grasshoppers!“. You belong on the Wall, Sausage Ingrate!