May 01/2018  Commentary

Adelaide’s Anus Beef Sausages Triggered A Sausagefest Travel Warning

This recent news item from the land down under prompted us to issue yet another “Sausagefest Travel Warning.”

You: This sausage really tastes like cr@p!

Your Aussie Friend: Well mate, what do you expect? You ordered an Anus Beef Sausage!

Per this Daily Mail article, “A new variety of meat has hit Australian supermarket shelves.” That’s right, Free Country Anus Beef Sausage was seen on the shelves at the Foodland in Valley View, a suburb of Adelaide.

At Sausagefest.com, we love our sausage and celebrate its many different varieties. Butt, enough is enough. Here’s where we draw the line.

You don’t want to go down under … you don’t want to have that conversation with your Aussie friend … you just don’t want to go there!

Sausage Alert: Sausagefest Travel Warning
Alert Level: High
Where: Adelaide, South Australia
When: Effective Immediately
Duration: The Adelaide Travel Warning will remain in effect until further notice.
Action: If you love sausage, stay away from Adelaide.