In Search of the Naked Truth

In Search of the Naked Truth

After a photo of a naked butcher preparing sausages appeared on Facebook, Australian authorities have vowed to get to the bottom of the story. They seek nothing but the bare facts and will not ass-ume anything. Nothing shall “hinder” their efforts to expose the naked truth.

Per the ABC Australia article, the photo “shows a butcher handling sausages dressed in only boots and an apron, leaving his bare buttocks exposed.

The butcher has been terminated from his employment and a meat recall has been issued.

It would be easy to “crack” a butt joke here but the naked butcher has enough problems without being made the butt of a sausage joke. Besides, this is no laughing matter! We have already issued a travel warning for Adelaide, where a supermarket sold “Free Country Anus Beef Sausage.” At this point we’re not sure whether there’s a connection between the naked butcher and the special sausage sold near Adelaide. Whether these two stories are isolated incidents or are perhaps indicative of a larger pattern of bad sausage behavior in Australia has yet to be determined. We are bummed either way. It appears that sausage in the Land Down Under has hit bottom!

Welcome to the Wall of Sausage Shame, naked butcher!

Sausagefest Travel Warning: Adelaide, South Australia

Rusted skull and cross bones danger sign
Adelaide’s Anus Beef Sausages Triggered A Sausagefest Travel Warning
For The Love Of All Things Sausage, Avoid Adelaide!

This recent news item from the land down under prompted us to issue yet another “Sausagefest Travel Warning.

You: This sausage really tastes like cr@p!

Your Aussie Friend: Well mate, what do you expect? You ordered an Anus Beef Sausage!

Per this Daily Mail article, “A new variety of meat has hit Australian supermarket shelves.” That’s right, Free Country Anus Beef Sausage was seen on the shelves at the Foodland in Valley View, a suburb of Adelaide.

At Sausagefest.com, we love our sausage and celebrate its many different varieties. Butt, enough is enough. Here’s where we draw the line.

You don’t want to go down under … you don’t want to have that conversation with your Aussie friend … you just don’t want to go there!

Sausage Travel Warning Details

Sausage Alert: Sausagefest Travel Warning
Alert Level: High
Where: Adelaide, South Australia
When: Effective Immediately
Duration: The Adelaide Travel Warning will remain in effect until further notice.
Action: If you love sausage, stay away from Adelaide.