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Notable Quotes and Sausage Relevant Observations

Notable Quotes and Sausage Relevant Observations

First, lets toss out the dubious quote often attributed to Otto Von Bismarck about sausage making and politics. There’s no reliable historical source that documents that “Gesetze sind wie Würste, man sollte besser nicht dabei sein, wenn sie gemacht warden” was ever uttered by Otto.

Now with that moldy old false fact put aside, we can bring to your attention some notable thoughts on sausage and the human condition.

“Lawsuit: a machine, which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.”
Ambrose Bierce

“Many men are like sausages; whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.”
Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy

“A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.”
Henrik Ibsen

“Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize that it’s not worth buying an entire pig to get a little sausage.”
Andy Rooney

“A sausage is an image of rest, peace and tranquility in stark contrast to the destruction and chaos of everyday life.”
Tom RobbinsAnother Roadside Attraction

“Profits, like sausages… are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.”
Alvin Toffler

“He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.”
Henry James

“Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.”
Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

“Somebody should have to pay for turning literature into sausage.”
Russell Baker

“To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.”
Anthony Bourdain