This Pedestrian article, entitled Scottish Butcher Celebrates Andy Murray’s Baby With Cursed Sausage Golem describes the unique way that Scottish butcher John Hill celebrated tennis star Andy Murray and his wife Kim’s newborn baby girl. Essentially, he created a sausage baby, so congrats to John Hill on the birth of his sausage baby. More sausage babies means more sausage and that’s a good thing.
The thing about sausage babies is that they make us smile unless they don’t. So how do you send best baby wishes to the parents of a new sausage baby?
- 🌭 “A sausage baby changes you forever!”
- 🌭 “Enjoy your sausage baby’s infancy!”
- 🌭 “The joyful smile on your sausage baby will forever bring you happiness!”
Figuring out the proper sa...Read More