First, lets toss out the dubious quote often attributed to Otto Von Bismarck about sausage making and politics. There’s no reliable historical source that documents that “Gesetze sind wie Würste, man sollte besser nicht dabei sein, wenn sie gemacht warden” was ever uttered by Otto.
Now with that moldy old false fact put aside, we can bring to your attention some notable thoughts on sausage and the human condition.
“Lawsuit: a machine, which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.”
“Many men are like sausages; whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.”
—Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy
“A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.”